In these times of ridiculousness, I thought I'd turn to the Simpsons for some wisdom looking forward to next year. Glad I did. Lisa's got the winner when it comes to resolutions.Homer Simpson: In 2010, I will finally get around to voting for President.
Marge Simpson: I'll try to be more assertive if it's okay with everyone else.
Bart Simpson: I plan to raise a family of skunks in Principal Skinner's car.
Lisa Simpson: I will make the world a colder, greener, jazzier place.
Grampa Simpson: Let's just make this the best 1933 we can. Happy New Year all, may it keep you in good health and bring more goodness to our world. M